Once in high school, this girl wore a shirt that said,

“DAN HOLLISTER NEEDS JESUS.”

I heard someone tripped her and made her fall face-first into the dirt.

I hope they weren’t just saying that to make me feel better.

Anyway, now you know without a doubt that I’m awful.

Just awful.

  1. jamesellsworth reblogged this from danhollister and added:
    says I need Jesus.
  2. klein-suesser said: i wish i could do photo respond or whatever tumblr’s calling it these days. she needs a good slap and reality check, bless her heart.
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