One of you guys needs to make me a scarf for Christmas.
This is not a drill. No one’s ever made me a scarf. I’ve never owned a scarf. I want a scarf. If you make me a scarf, I will give you something. I don’t know.
Baked goods?
A musical composition of your request?
My Music History book on which I wasted far too much money?
An autograph and lock of my hair if you’re into that creepy sort of thing?
Whatever, I don’t care, just get on that junk. Eternal gratitude will be yours, my dear knight.
